Tuesday, December 20, 2011

This World is Meant for them

Straka, JK Kazoora, Mel, Sean and Golola have one thing in common - confidence! And that's why they'll move to even greater heights and achieve all their dreams. And I mean all.

Our Children are not Us

Our children don't have to be friends with our friend's children no matter how great the friendship because our children are not us. In fact, none of our children may be anything like us.

Monday, December 19, 2011

The art of knowing who else likes a man that is vibing you

1. If you're all on facebook, keep putting up cheesy posts about him or for him. The one who has 'WTF' in her comment and goes on to tell you to inbox is suspect number one.
2. She sends you a friend request as soon as you have put up a cheesy post on his wall
3. She comments on every post you put up concerning him

At 37, how to put off 25-28 year olds off your back

1. If you're both on facebook, advertise his name for the younger chics to notice him
2. Cut off inboxes, phone calls and all communication
3. Talk about your abnormal tendencies and symptoms of menopause

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Lies

In the early stages of a relationship, when you are both strangers to each other, learn to take whatever he tells you with a pinch of salt coz more often than not, he's lying through his teeth. And oh, how skillfully they'll do it! It's like it's in their DNA to lie papap!

The Turn-Offs

The things men do to put me off:-
1. Lying about anything be it their marital status or their feelings for you or their age
2. Talking about love, sex and marriage in the first week of communication and before he has even met you
3. Talking or demanding for sex every time you chat or meet. Surely, there's more to life than sex
4. Flirting with you or any female around him
5. Fake voice or forced accent or both
6. Calm, quiet, nice and polite like me
7. Etc

Why I like some guys

1. Keeps his texts, emails and inboxes short. Rarely more than one sentence
2. He's honest
3. Never makes any promises he wont keep
4. Never starts the relationship with talk about love, sex and marriage
5. Doesn't flirt with anyone
6. Always talks about his passion. It could be music, sports, politics, etc
7. Hardworking
8. Intelligent
9. Great voice
10. Liberal mind
11. Loud, noisy and cheerful
12. Teases me a lot